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Sunday 22 April 2012

Does my chin look big in this?


And the fastest growing plastic surgery trend is…. Chin tucks! That’s right. We longer care what happens from the neck down, it’s all about how you’re going to look in that all important head shot. These are the stats released on 16 April 2012 by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons (ASPS).

Those ageing baby boomers true to form will let nothing – not even a double chin – get between them and their dream of a corner office. Apparently double chins are off-putting (or perhaps distracting) when your mug shows up on Skype for all the world to see.

The bad news is your chin and jawline are the first to head south when gravity calls. Step aside facelifts – it’s all in a decent chin! Apparently being forced to face a live video chat with our own faces in full view leaves much to be desired. I blame the angle of the camera. Then again if you lift your head nose hairs are more likely to make their unfortunate appearance. Start saving people – if you want that promotion that turkey neck has got to go!