Rats beware! Study suggests rats who don't cut down on their aspartame intake could suffer from brain cancer

As if the health concerns for rats weren't bad enough, what with death by haemorrhagic disorders (overdosing on warfarin aka "Rattex"), trauma, being eaten by your own mother and an overall life expectancy of of 2 to 3 years, now new research shows that rats with a penchant for coke light could suffer from brain cancer. As for the humans, the FDA has told us that as long as you keep your daily limit below 75 cans of Coke Light, you'll be okay.