The headlines this
week are doctors muttering about the FDA’s decision to approved a new
antiobesity drug called “Qnexa.” Qnexa is a combination of an already existing
weight loss drug - phentermine and topiramate, an antiseizure agent – which is
fondly knick-named ‘the stupid pill’ for some if its special side effects –
forgetfulness, clumsiness and reduced overall braininess.
This has
been followed up with a recent chemical breakthrough. A drug made from the
saliva of the Gila monster lizard is the new treatment for chocolate cravings
(no, we can’t imagine how they discovered this). Maybe if
you take Qnexa you’ll be silly enough start swallowing lizard venom?
I'll rather be fat than stupid thank you very much.
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